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Truths exposed at Happy Hour [ The Happy Hour Archive | obereed.net ]
OK folks,
Many of you have been to the informal cognition/perception happy hours in
the past, yet some of you haven't. In addition to drinking and laughing,
we also answer many of humankind's most pressing problems and questions.
For example:
Question: What is the meaning of life?
Answer: Tenure.
Question: Do we have free will?
Answer: No, we only think we do.
Question: If you were to be stranded on a desert island with any tenured
psychologist, who would it be, and why?
Answer: Male: Dave Meyer, because he's tall, and can reach coconuts.
Female: Martha Farah, because we're pretty sure she has super
powers.
Question: What is happiness?
Answer: It has something to do with seratonin.
Question: Is television bad?
Answer: If it's CBS it is.
So stop by and help us drink and ponder. Today (Friday) at 4:00 at
Charley's. Weather permitting we'll sit outside, weather forbidding,
inside. Today's big question: If evolution continued unfettered, would
any academics survive, or would we be weeded out as the slow, weaklings
that we are?
See you at 4!
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